/k/news: Is JWXY a tarp?

The level of "titsness" and "sihamness" /k/ surrounds the gender issue with is, well, amazing. If you're a certified wimmenz, they will ask for tits and siham (maybe more polite in the Cupid Corners but still the same generally); if you're not a wimmenz, they'll still ask for tits and siham, and you'll be spared for for feeding them either or both of those.

Here's an example with one of the most idiotic question any /k/tard can come up with: Are you a tarp? If the answer is no, they'll ask for tits and sihams to prove it. If the answer is yes, it'll be "TITS/SIHAM OR GTFO!"

So here's a big facepalm for you /k/tards who spend hours scratching head trying to figure out if JWXY is a dupe or tarp:



Have a nice day.

/k/opinion: What you did when /k/ was down?

Lowyat.net was down for a couple hours yesterday. This is what those who took part in the poll did. How about you?

/k/news: forum.lowyat.net is down!

Anyone knows what happened??? I miss /k/.

:(

Updated:



Here's some speculation, although I think it'll never happen.

/k/interview: maymay

When I sent a private message to maymay for a /k/interview, the respond I got was: why not interview in lulz thread? After confirming the lulz thread interview idea, which maymay responded with:



We did a short public lulz thread interview:



I wonder who is < insert name here >.

/k/interview: MyKy44

Me: Can I interview you for teh lulz?
MyKy44:


Me: Are you a dupe?
MyKy44:


Me: Why do you visit /k/?
MyKy44:


Me: Why are you selling /k/ shirts?
MyKy44:


Me: If you are give absolute power over /k/ one day (banhammer, softmod, etc), what would you do?
MyKy44:


Me: What will you do if /k/ closed down?
MyKy44:


MyKy44, a true son of /k/ who don't just talk cock sing song. If you like /k/ as well, please proceed to buy a shirt from him. Or at least support his comics.

/k/news: /k/ is not for the weak

It took 14 minutes to break his heart. Usually happens way faster in /k/.

/k/news: Arabs beating is the latest in-thing in /k/

It all started with defectivelasagna's story about Arabian beating in 7-11. Hexism made a comic strip about it, and boom everyone started to talk about Arabs beatings they witnessed.

/k/news: /k/ will never be closed despite the moderators want to

Hexism's reasoning:

/k/news: Moderators hate siham now

If you don't know already, people in /k/ use the term "siham" as a more polite substitute to the word "vagina". Now it'll get you warned or banned. What other alternative terms will be used to describe the same thing?

/k/interview: Hexism

/k/ is a wonderful place to meet people. Good people, bad people, and interesting/weird people. Hexism definitely falls in the interesting/weird category. A skilled artist and a frequent visitor of /k/, Hexism brought laughters and enlightenment with his comic strips. Here's one of my favourite of his work, depicting Lady GaGa:



So I decided to get him for an interview. He refused at first, but was moved by my sincerity *cough* and did it in the end.

Me: Are you a dupe?
Hexism:


Me: Why do you visit /k/?
Hexism:


Me: Do you see any future in /k/?
Hexism:


Me: If you are give absolute power over /k/ one day (banhammer, softmod, etc), what would you do?
Hexism


Me: What will you do if /k/ closed down?
Hexism:


Told you, Hexism is an interesting/weird person.

/k/interview: Polaris

After spending so many hours in so many days in so many years in /k/, I've come to recognize a few fixtures or respectable figures. These are the people that got /k/ mentioned in The Malaysian Insider.

Among all these people are the newsposters. Newsposters post news - good news, bad news, laughing out loud news. Among all these newsposters is Polaris.

If you lurk in /k/ long enough, you will notice Polaris posts all sorts of news whole day, particularly most in between 12am to 12pm. I follow Polaris's news threads religiously. Mostly because I don't newspaper and I'm bored. Yea, I'm bored most of the time. That's why I surf /k/.

Anyway, I finally got the courage to approach Polaris via private message in LYN. I asked if I can have an interview session with Polaris the legendary newsposter. Here's the reply:



I'm sad. :(

Thanks for the compliment anyway, Polaris.

Hello world

Hello, world.

My nickname in Lowyat forum is JWXY, and I'm a /k/ addict. I spend at least 8 hours a day reading materials in /k/. I might or might not create or make comments in /k/ during my time in there. But I'm there for sure.

There are no rules in /k/. Okay, fine, there are some rules, like no pornography. But it didn't stop members of /k/ from asking for photos with tits. Oh yes, /k/ is currently obsessed with tits and siham (a /k/ slang that might mean vagina in most cases). One of the most frequent quoted phrase in /k/ is: "tits or GTFO (Get The Fuck Out)!"

Of course, it wasn't always about tits and siham. /k/ went through several phases, like imitating /b/ of 4chan. It was fun, but these Anons (the so called anonymous people) in /k/ self-destructed with pornography. Moderators don't like porns in /k/. But tits are fine as long as it's not bare naked.

I think I wrote too much for a first post in a new blog. So it is time to stop and go back to work (yes I'm a regular 9 to 5 wage slave).

Good bye, world.